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June 16, 2007
Filed under: Press Releases — Jerk Chicken @ 1:48 pm

Submitted by Psi-Chick on June 16th, 2007 - 2:00pm.

For Immediate Release

Jerk Chicken has endorsed Libertarian Ron Paul (R-Tex.) for President of the United States.

Jerk Chicken Endorses Ron Paul Campaign

In a recent speaking engagement, Jerk Chicken said, “Ron Paul has a pointy nose and is old.”

According to Jerk Chicken’s spokeswoman, Psi-Chick, “This is one of Jerk Chicken’s strongest endorsements ever. Jerk Chicken is very influential in the avian community, so I expect the other candidates will take note.”

Ron Paul could not be reached for comment.

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