Comments on: Nut Case http://jerk-chicken.com/2007/03/25/nut-case/ Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:47:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Jerk Chicken http://jerk-chicken.com/2007/03/25/nut-case/#comment-676 Jerk Chicken Thu, 29 Mar 2007 23:27:02 +0000 http://jerk-chicken.com/2007/03/25/nut-case/#comment-676 Dear Magpie, Good question!!! Understanding butts is a high priority of mine. I'm glad to see it is for you, too. Here's what I know: Embezzlement Chicken is highly evolved. His butt is big because he, unlike other chickens, can store his money in his butt (although I'm not sure exactly how he does it). And, you might notice, his hands are big too. That's to make it easier to grab things such as your money. He also wears a bow tie to send a false signal that he's to be trusted, which he is not!!! JC Sworn Enemy of Embezzlement Chicken Dear Magpie,

Good question!!! Understanding butts is a high priority of mine. I’m glad to see it is for you, too.

Here’s what I know:

Embezzlement Chicken is highly evolved. His butt is big because he, unlike other chickens, can store his money in his butt (although I’m not sure exactly how he does it). And, you might notice, his hands are big too. That’s to make it easier to grab things such as your money. He also wears a bow tie to send a false signal that he’s to be trusted, which he is not!!!

JC
Sworn Enemy of Embezzlement Chicken

]]> By: The Magpie Herself http://jerk-chicken.com/2007/03/25/nut-case/#comment-675 The Magpie Herself Thu, 29 Mar 2007 20:02:56 +0000 http://jerk-chicken.com/2007/03/25/nut-case/#comment-675 Why does Embezzlement Chicken have such a big butt? Why does Embezzlement Chicken have such a big butt?

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