Good question!!! Understanding butts is a high priority of mine. I’m glad to see it is for you, too.
Here’s what I know:
Embezzlement Chicken is highly evolved. His butt is big because he, unlike other chickens, can store his money in his butt (although I’m not sure exactly how he does it). And, you might notice, his hands are big too. That’s to make it easier to grab things such as your money. He also wears a bow tie to send a false signal that he’s to be trusted, which he is not!!!
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Why does Embezzlement Chicken have such a big butt?
Dear Magpie,
Good question!!! Understanding butts is a high priority of mine. I’m glad to see it is for you, too.
Here’s what I know:
Embezzlement Chicken is highly evolved. His butt is big because he, unlike other chickens, can store his money in his butt (although I’m not sure exactly how he does it). And, you might notice, his hands are big too. That’s to make it easier to grab things such as your money. He also wears a bow tie to send a false signal that he’s to be trusted, which he is not!!!
JC
Sworn Enemy of Embezzlement Chicken